Diary of a nice Lagos guy

I kinda miss sex

Part 2 

Loved by many hated by few, you hold the power to process life yet many have died because of you.  Men have gone to war because of you; I remember how you destroyed the Johnson's family house down the road. Your desire set their home on fire; you bring heat and have made some of the most powerful individuals in the world bow at your feet.  Men want you, women want you but I need you.  Will you come to me today, or shall I wait by my window tomorrow, will you just say hello and release me from my pain and sorrow. I yearn for you from within my within, oh please come for me for it has been long, I kinda miss sex…..

a.       SEX- (Noun) the division of a male or female species

b.       SEX– (Verb) Short for sexual intercourse (Mummy&Daddy tins)

Diary of a nice Lagos guy

Prologue 

Part one

Have you ever been called a nice guy before? Doesn't matter by whom. Do you get a warm feeling in your stomach or joy whenever someone tells you how nice you are, for example “you are the nicest person I have met”, ever found yourself blushing especially if those words came out of the lips of the opposite sex. Well, I have been there and I am still here, I tell myself that being nice is part of my nature; there is nothing wrong with being a nice guy.  Or is there?

a.       Nice- ( middle English) In the sense stupid
(Old French/Latin) Ignorant
b.       Nice – to be kind and friendly…..